FISHING IN THE DARK DIRTY MEANING LICENSE

The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?” How many did you catch?” Funny Fishing Joke 2Ī man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The doc grinned and nudged the fisherman with his elbow… The fisherman sobbed, “Oh God, I didn’t think it was that bad, I feel terrible!!!!” She will require constant care from now on… 24 hours per day. “Well,” said the doc, “I hope you had a good time your wife will survive, but your fishing days are over… You kept fishing after you were called, didn’t you? You ought to be ashamed!” The doctor sees the man dressed for fishing and scolds the husband: “Your wife has been at death’s door for hours now. Running into the emergency room, he meets up with a stern-looking doctor. He pulls in three more really huge trout, but his conscience begins to get the better of him, so he reluctantly pulls anchor and motors back to his car to go to the hospital. The fisherman is worried, but he wants to catch the world record trout, so he decides to have just a few more casts. Then his mobile phone rang it was the hospital telling him his wife had been admitted to the emergency room. He cast out again and was delighted to catch an even larger trout. In no time, he caught the biggest trout he’d ever caught. He launched his boat, motored to his sea trout honey hole, and began fishing. He packed and began the trip to the water. Funny Fishing Joke 1Ī guy had planned a fishing trip to his favorite fishing spot on the flats of Florida. So this week we bring to you the Top 10 Funniest Fishing Jokes that we found by scouring the web, asking friends, and listening to Uncle Rico…Īlso, we would love any of your best fishing jokes (please nothing vulgar) in the comment section after you read our top 10 fishing jokes. At then end of the day, fishing is supposed to be fun…īut sometimes we can all get so competitive trying to catch the most (or the biggest) fish, that we forget about the “fun factor”.

Fishing in the dark dirty meaning